K-Fed ya Está Llenito – K-Fed's a Little Chunky

Vocabulary:

no pude creer = I couldn't believe it
se engordó = he got fat
tragando = wolfing down
chistoso = funny
estar en buena forma = be in good shape
hacía = he used to do/was doing
ya no tanto = not so much anymore.

Spanish:
No pude creer cuando vi las imágenes del ex esposo de Britney Spears. Ese K-Fed se engordó muchísimo. ¿Qué estará tragando? Eso sí es algo chistoso. De hecho estaba de muy buena forma y se veía que hacía mucho ejercicio. Obviamente ya no tanto. Ni modo, eso pasa a todos. Casi todos.

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English:
I couldn't believe it when I saw the pictures of Britney Spears's ex husband. That K-Fed got really fat. What is he stuffing down? This is hilarious. Actually he was in really good shape and it looked like he did a lot of exercise. Obviously, not anymore. O well, it happens to everyone. Almost everyone.

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Jim Johnson Se Murió - Jim Johnson Died

Vocabulary:

se murió = he/she/it died
por lo visto = it seems that
cuentan que = they report/say that
de sus tiempos = of his time
genio = genius

Spanish:
Jim Johnson ya se murió. Ese hombre era el coordinador de la defensiva de los Eagles. Por lo visto se murió de cáncer. Cuentan que era de los mejores coordinadores de sus tiempos y que era realmente un genio.

El señor Johnson tenía sesenta y ocho años cuando se murió.

English:
Jim Johnson has died. He was the defensive coordinator for the Eagles. It appears as though he died of cancer. They say he was one of the best coordinators of his time and that he was really a genius.

Mr. Johnson was sixty eight when he died.

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